:: Boy In Corner ::

:: Sunday, August 15, 2004 ::

This is a semi-new piece. Not sure if I want to really develop/use this one yet.



Ladies and youn girls over the age of 18,
I am going to be truthful with you.

I
am a dork.
That's right, I'm inept with women and their
beautiful breasts, lovely vaginas,
soft skin, and their hair that always smells good.
I am a dork.
I watch comic book movies, write poetry about
Advanced Dungeons and Dragons,
sing Weird Al Songs and am a nerdy actor.
I used to talk with a pretty big lisp,
I like to dance badly, and that is why you should date me.
For my funny, dorky tirades about life, and my sensitive side,
And how I don't know how to have sex with you,
but because I'm a nerd, you're going to automatically think I'm hot and try to make me a man by blowing me.

I mean...

Okay, I'm not really that nerdy.
But I have played AD&D.
I'll be truthful with you this time.
I
am a criminal.

That's right, I am the bad boy of your fantasies,
I love women and their great titties,
sweet-ass pussy, silky tender skin,
and the way their hair always smells so fucking good.
I am a criminal.
I steal from police stations, get suspended from school,
write dirty haiku, play badass rock songs on my guitar,
and I strip on stage.
I used to talk with a lisp,
But I'll beat the shit out of anyone that brings it up.
I like to get freaky on the dance floor, and I do want to have
rough sex with you, but only sex,
And since I'm the jerk that every woman wants to fuck once,
You're going to automatically think I'm hot and try to seduce me by blowing me.

Well, okay.
I'm not a criminal. I was, but more importantly,
to be absolutely truthful,
I'm more...
Boyfriend material.
That's right, I love women and their rights,
beautiful personalities, wonderful minds,
soft skin, and the way their hair always reminds me of
cuddling on the beach.
I'd be a good boyfriend,
I like romantic comedies, write love poems,
will sing off-key and play my guitar badly for your birthday,
and want to star in the sequel to Moulin Rouge.
I used to talk with a lisp, I know how to swing and salsa (kinda),
and that is why you should introduce me to your parents.
For the way I can stare into your eyes for hours, enjoy hanging out
with your family, and will not pressure you into doing anything you don't want to do,
You're going to automatically think that I'm hot and we'll share a long, drawn out good-bye kiss, and if I'm lucky, you'll blow me.

Okay okay, so truthfully, I may not be that best boyfriend material out there.
So I'll stop trying to fit into my preconceived notions of what
Stereotype
I think you may want and...
I'll just be myself.
I am most of the above, and although you may think that contradictory,
Welcome to the world of complex, three dimensional people.

So ladies over 18,
come up to me after the poem is over.
We can talk about poetry, casual sex, Moulin Rouge,
comic books, or whatever you want.
And afterwards,
If you want my number,
You don't even have to blow me.

But it would be nice.

:: Rick Kitagawa 10:18 AM [+] ::
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