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:: Monday, June 23, 2003 ::
I Don't Wanna
Grrrrr, I don't like you homework.
You are mean and spiteful, and you take too long.
You may be good for me, but
I don't wanna!!
I run up and kick homework in the shin.
"Ouch!" Homework shouts, but I take a one-pound trout and smack homework with it.
I don't wanna!
And I make homework smell my underwear
After farting.
Grrr, I don't like you smelly hippies.
You smell really bad and although most of you want a better world,
Smelling you?
I don't wanna!
I fly up into the heavens with a bunch of soap
And I seed the clouds above the hippy convention
Then I dump water on it to make it rain.
I don't wanna smell you!
And then I take a big five-foot long brush and
Scrub those smelly people down.
Grrr, I really don't like greedy businessmen.
You are heartless bastards and I'd like to vivisect you
While you writhe in the money you've gotten from killing babies.
I take a big fucking stick and beat the living shit out of you dirtbags.
And then I run over your balls with your gas-guzzling Hummer 2
I don't wanna take your stupid bullshit anymore!!!
And then I take a rocket launcher, stick the rocket
Up your Benjamin-wiped ass,
And press the fire button.
And I laugh.
Grrr, I really don't like you, Government of the United State of America.
You are poopy,
And you are not democratic, cuz you like money and power too much.
Since you are mostly white males, I shall take
Your pasty genitalia and rub them with a cheese grater.
I don't wanna put up with your lies, profit wars, and your raping of the innocents.
So I dip your nut sack in acid while I beat you senseless with a frozen cow leg.
You are all jerks, you stinky poo-heads.
Deal with your crap any longer?
I don't wanna!!!
:: Rick Kitagawa 11:06 PM [+] ::
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