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:: Wednesday, August 13, 2003 ::
Jane's Pink Panties
"Fuck!" exclaimed Jane. "I did it again!"
"What?" I asked, "You shit your pants without your Depends?"
"No you ass, I washed a red sock with my whites!
Now all my panties are pink! This really friggin' bites!"
I laughed and she kicked me, and then she pushed me down,
But I stopped my giggles when I saw the tears and the growing frown.
"Now how am I going to seduce you?!?!?! I know you hate pink!"
"There there," I said as I held her. "That's just what you think!"
"You like pink?" she questioned. "Really? Really? You do?"
To which I chuckled "Naw, I'm just fucking with you."
Jane called me a bastard, punched me, then turned away,
And I felt like an ass, but I thought "what the hey."
So I teased her some more, and threw pink socks in her face,
But it was then her turn to laugh, as she sprayed me with Mace.
Thus I laid crying, gasping for air and relief from the pain,
While Jane stood over me laughing; her joy was my bane.
"Hey, fuck you asshole," she spat, "you totally deserved that."
"Yeah...I know," I managed, and then I kicked a nearby cat.
So we both started laughing, and I told her "I think you're very purty."
Then we kissed, and started getting down and doing the dirty.
:: Rick Kitagawa 12:33 AM [+] ::
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